Do not abandon yourselves to despair. Easter is very important to me. They threw me in the shark tank, Paul! Boss Paul Vitti: Happy Easter quotes A bunny and candies on a table. No, Doc. Dr. Ben Sobel: "Okay, Paul, I'll help you." Boss Paul Vitti: Jelly, did they find that note? Its when you crack open a chocolate Easter egg, that smiles emerge. Anthony T. Hicks, 23. Is the Easter Bunny a space alien trying to trick us into implanting us with his eggs? My mother just started screaming Boss Paul Vitti: JOKES LAUGHS AND QUOTES..KEEP SMILING. [Ben Sobel is in a bathroom stall of Paul Vitti's favorite restaurant trying to remove an FBI wire from his chest with Jelly standing outside. Dont even try to tell me different. 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Each member of the current First Presidency and Quorum of the Twelve Apostles has spoken during at least one of these conferences. My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you get stuff cheaper. Amy Sedaris, 74. I suppose the best kind of spring morning is the best weather God has to offer. - Dodie Smith, 61. Find out what this "closure" thing is. I believe in Christ like I believe in the sun not because I can see it, but by it, I can see everything else. C.S. The shark tank! Jesus said to her I am the resurrection and the life. "Spring's greatest joy beyond a doubt is when it brings the children out. Gordon. Michael Sobel: Dad has a patient who thinks he shits trout. Weed out the bad and make new for something beautiful.- Unknown, 63. [Patient/wife, turning to look at husband and smiling at each other] I put down that I had three eggs but they were Cadbury chocolate eggs. Caroline Rhea, 50. That's it, bada-bing, bada-boom, Betty Boop. Lewis, 30. Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe filled with slush. Doug Larson, 41. Primo: To plant a garden is to believe in tomorrow. Audrey Hepburn, 76. Let him say not merely, Christ is risen, but I shall rise. Thy will be done in earth, as it is in heaven (Matthew 6:10).. Do not abandon yourselves to despair. Kelly Kuehn is an associate editor for Readers Digest covering entertainment, trivia and history. Dr. Ben Sobel: Hmm, I think Mark Twain said that, didn't he? That one's mine. Dr. Ben Sobel: You broke my heart, Jelly, you broke my heart. "Easter is meant to be a symbol of hope, renewal and new life." Janine di Giovanni. Can you do that? I still believe in Santa, the Easter Bunny, the Tooth Fairy, and true love. To a Christian, Easter Sunday means everything, when we celebrate the resurrection of Jesus Christ. Bernhard Langer, 52. Dr. Ben Sobel: What is my goal here, to make you a happy, well-adjusted gangster? Easter is the one morning in all of history where the dawn came twice; once on the eastern horizon and again in eternity. Craig D. Lounsbrough, 7. Boss Paul Vitti: By grace, we are saved through faith. - Kevin DeYoung, 47. May little chicks and flowers bring into your life the joys of spring. - Easter Greeting, 39. The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints, President Henry B. Eyring: When I find myself drawn away from my priesthood duties by other interests and when my body begs for rest, I give to myself this rallying cry: Remember Him. The Lord is our perfect example of diligence in priesthood service. "The promise of spring's arrival is enough to get anyone through the bitter winter. FBI Agent Ricci: Here is the amazing thing about Easter. Dr. Ben Sobel: I let him die, and I couldn't say goodbye to him! Primo: Easter says you can put truth in a grave, but it wont stay there. Clarence W. Hall, 16. "But from this earth, this grave, this dust, my God shall raise me up, I trust." In my world I deal with animals, Doctor. Jointly published by the Deseret News and The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints, its content supports the doctrines, principles and practices of the Church. Raise your joys and triumphs high; sing, ye heavens, and Earth reply. Charles Wesley, 24. This is you: "Doc, I'm in pain, you gotta help me." Did you tell him you weren't going for it? Dr. Ben Sobel: A season unlike any other." Grant Morrison, "Happy!" "Let your light shine before others." Matthew 5:16 "Here's for me the one big. But if I can't get it up, that makes me less of a man, and I can't have that. Dr. Ben Sobel: That's the way they are. Are you having marriage problems? Read these Bible quotes for more sayings on strength, hope and comfort. Whoever did that thing to you-know-who, that good friend of mine, they're trying to do that to me now, and I'm having a lot of feelings about that. Douglas Horton, 53. [not watching the road] 2. Even kids are going, Rabbits dont lay eggs. He hears Ben grunting and swearing, while Paul is holding a gun to the back of his head, instead of attending the mobsters' summit, Paul is at home, lying in bed with his head in his wife's lap. Wherever life plants you, bloom with grace. - Unknown, 95. Gordon, 20. How long you gonna lay there? Quotes about the Savior from each member of the First Presidency and Quorum of the Twelve Apostles. Boss Paul Vitti: "We proclaim the resurrection of Christ when his light illuminates the dark moments of our existence." That's it! [Whispering] We are the Easter people and hallelujah is our song. Pope John Paul II, 34. Spring adds new life and new joy to all that is.- Jessica Harrelson, 6. Easter is a time when God turned the inevitability of death into the invincibility of life. Craig D. Lounsbrough, 24. Believe me, I can be vague. God is love and He has defeated evil. - Pope Francis, 46. Easter spells out beauty, the rare beauty of new life. [Dr. Sobel gestures hurriedly for Vitti to be calm and slow down]. Of course sexually! Let your light shine before others.- Matthew 5:16, 19. Charles M. Schulz, 89. One must have sunshine, freedom, and a little flower.- Hans Christian Anderson, 40. "I'm angry". If that's what he's going to hit us with, I want to be ready. Whatever you did the other day didn't take! Toggle navigation . Let the resurrection joy lift us from loneliness and weakness and despair to strength and beauty and happiness. Floyd W. Tomkins, 21. Get creative! "Oh, Steve doesn't like me!" Dr. Ben Sobel: Hey, what do you expect? Well, what I think you should do is stop whining about this pathetic loser. Easter says you can put truth in a grave, but it wont stay there. Clarence W. Hall, 8. The other day, I was watching a commercial with a kid playing with a couple of puppies, I cried for forty five minutes! Boss Paul Vitti: Why can't someone else in the family go? Spring is the time of plans and projects. Leo Tolstoy, 11. Easter is very important to me. Photo: unsplash.com, @paima_beaute (modified by author) Source: UGC. Easter: Hare today, gone tomorrow. That got away from me at the end there. I'd like to see a movie, but it's nothing but this shoot-em-up action bullshit. A hard-on should be achieved legitimately or it shouldn't be achieved at all. Theyre sure to make you think, reflect and, in some cases, chuckle! The great gift of Easter is hope. Basil C. Hume, 2. 1. Dr. Ben Sobel: They threw me in the shark tank, Paul! The joy of candy, colors, creativity and costuming. Don't that prove I'm motivated? Dr. Ben Sobel: I reverently witness and solemnly testify of the living Christ He who died, was buried, and rose again the third day, and ascended into heaven. He is Alpha and Omega with us in the beginning, He is with us to the end., Elder Ulisses Soares: On this Easter day I solemnly testify that Jesus Christ is risen, He lives, and He directs His Church on earth through His prophets, seers and revelators. For I remember Easter morn, and life and love and peace are all new born. Alice Freeman Palmer, 3. Exactly. The shark tank! Happy Easter. FBI Agent Steadman: All I really need is love, but a little chocolate now and then doesnt hurt! Charles M. Schulz, 67. I'm known for it. Out of love for His Father and for us, He allowed Himself to suffer beyond the capacity of mortal man., Elder Dieter F. Uchtdorf: It is unworthy of us as Christians to think that those who suffer deserve their suffering. Dr. Ben Sobel: Doc, if you gotta talk, try to be vague. next week at that thing, and then I can. Happy Easter! You think those whales piss in that water? You gotta nip that shit right in the bud. We recommend our users to update the browser. The Easter bank holiday lasts four days and includes both Good Friday and Easter Monday in England, Wales, and Northern Ireland. Life will get warmer. Anita Krizzan, 54. Dr. Ben Sobel: Let me get this straight: you flew all the way down to Miami and kidnapped me from my hotel room in the middle of the night just because you couldn't get an erection? "Easter spells out beauty, the rare beauty of new life.". Jelly, did they find that note? What is it like? It is the sun shining on the rain and the rain falling on the sunshine, and things pushing up and working under the earth. Frances Hodgson Burnett, The Secret Garden, Well, Jesus kissed his mothers hands / Whispered, Mother, still your tears / For remember the soul of the universe / Willed a world and it appeared. Bruce Springsteen, Jesus Was an Only Son, If you declare with your mouth, Jesus is Lord,' and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved. Romans 10:9, That is one good thing about this world there are always sure to be more springs. Lucy Maud Montgomery, Anne of Avonlea, "I have been crucified with Christ and yet I am alive; yet it is no longer I, but Christ living in me." I watched him the whole way. Boss Paul Vitti: I wasn't really gonna whack you. Boss Paul Vitti: I wasn't with my wife, I was with my girlfriend. Primo: Have a blessed holiday filled with happiness, love, and faith. [to the "Captain"] "Our old history ends with the cross; our new history begins with our resurrection." One of the best ways to show this is with inspirational Easter quotes. 36. Do not abandon yourselves to despair. Dr. Ben Sobel: Are you having marriage problems? Web. Best Easter wishes. Boss Paul Vitti: He hears Ben grunting and swearing]. Boss Paul Vitti: Let him catch the revelation of Jesus in his resurrection. The first real day of spring is like the first time a boy holds your hand. - Richelle E. Goodrich, 58. Jelly: You should get more roughage in your diet, Doc. This is you: "Doc, I'm in pain, you gotta help me." Here is the amazing thing about Easter. The great gift of Easter is hope.- Basil Hume, Related:100 Cute Easter Instagram Captions, 16. Kate McGahan, "Only Gone from Your Sight", The celebration of your resurrection over death is a celebration of life that should continue well beyond the sunrise service and the music, rehearsed for days prior; it is beyond the sign of spring, beyond the lily, beyond new lambs grazing in open fields. These sayings can be written on cards, used as captions for social media posts, or spoken as an Easter blessing for your loved ones. Hold on. Signed, the Dead Guy.". The beautiful spring came, and when nature resumes her loveliness, the human soul is apt to revive also.- Harriet Ann Jacobs, 70.Bunnies are cuddly, the large and the small, but I like the chocolate ones best of all.- Unknown, 71. "Christ the Lord is risen today, sons of men and angels say. Boss Paul Vitti: Dr. Ben Sobel: With the coming of spring, I am calm again. Gustav Mahler, 42. Those have a short Lent who owe money to be paid at Easter. Benjamin Franklin, 48. I'm no longer your doctor! Primo: I'd like to see a movie, but it's nothing but this shoot-em-up action bullshit. I'm also known as, uh, Benny the Groin, Sammy the Schnazz, Elmer the Fudd, Tubby the Tuba, and once as Miss Phyllis Levine. What are some Easter quotes? Where flowers bloom, so does hope.- Lady Bird Johnson, 20. / Well, I know my Redeemer lives / I know my Redeemer lives / All of creation testifies." Because of this little DOUBLE HOMICIDE? Just living is not enough. Boss Paul Vitti: Like you don't know nothin' about it? Never yet was a springtime, when the buds forget to bloom. - Margaret Elizabeth Sangster, 55. The food was already on the table? Spring makes everything young again. - Unknown, 98. 1957 was a big year. Unless there is Good Friday in your life, there can be no Easter Sunday. Fulton J. Sheen, 4. I got to wait for the first thing to come through, before I can move on the second thing. Our joy that hath no end. John of Damascus, 41. Dr. Ben Sobel: I'm a psychiatrist. So he walked to the table Boss Paul Vitti: And I'm looking forward to seeing you next week at that thing, and then I can unblock that angered wish and then hopefully hopefully you make one more move on me you motherfucker I'll fuckin' cut your fuckin' balls off I'll shove them up your fuckin' ass, I'll fuckin' bury you, I'll put fuckin' ice picks in your eyes, I'll chop your fuckin' eyeballs, I'll send them to your fuckin' family so they can eat 'em for dessert. Boss Paul Vitti: Boss Paul Vitti: All I really need is love, but a little chocolate now and then doesnt hurt! Charles M. Schulz, 45. Whatever you did the other day didn't take! Of course sexually! Boss Paul Vitti: That means, it is the only. Believe me, I get it. 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